Funny story: A man and woman are having dinner in a restaurant
Reading a funny story from time to time has several benefits for our mental and emotional well-being. For example, did you know that humor is an excellent stress reliever?
When you laugh, your brain releases endorphins, which are natural mood lifters. This can help reduce stress and anxiety, making you feel more relaxed.
Funny stories provide a mental break from negative or worrisome thoughts. They allow you to temporarily shift your focus away from stressors and concerns.
Sharing funny stories with others can spread joy and create a positive atmosphere on social media platforms like Facebook.
It’s a great way to build a sense of community and share laughter with friends and family. And also, there’s little bonus for you if you scroll down to the bottom of the article… Thank you for sharing the laughter!
So, let’s check out this funny story now
A gentleman and a lady were dining at a Fancy Restaurant
While attending to a different table, the waitress observed the man gradually sinking down his seat and disappearing beneath the table, while the woman displayed an indifferent demeanor.
Observing the scene, the waitress witnessed the man smoothly gliding down his chair until he vanished beneath the table
While the woman opposite him maintained a composed and unaffected demeanor, seemingly oblivious to her companion’s disappearance.
Upon completing the order, the waitress approached the table and addressed the woman, saying, “Excuse me, madam, but I believe your husband just slipped beneath the table.”
In response, the woman gazed up at the waitress with composure and replied confidently, “No, he didn’t. He simply entered through the door.”
Cancel Your Credit Card Before
You Die A lady died this past January, and the bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to
the Bank.
Here is the exchange : Family Member: ‘1 am calling to tell you she died
back in January. Bank: ‘The account was never closed and the late
fees and charges still apply.’ Family Member: ‘Maybe, you should turn it over to
collections. Bank: ‘Since it is two months past due, it already
has been.’ Family Member: So, what will they do when they
find out she is dead?’ Bank: ‘Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!’ Family Member: ‘Do you think God will be mad at
her?’
Bank: ‘Excuse me?’
Family Member: ‘Did you just get what I was
telling you –
the part about her being dead?’ Bank: ‘Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor.’
Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member: I’m calling to tell you, she died
back in January with a $0 balance.’
Bank: The account was never closed and late fees
and charges still apply.
Family Member: ‘You mean you want to collect
from her estate?’
Bank: (Stammer) ‘Are you her lawyer?’ Family Member: ‘No, I’m her great nephew.’
(Lawyer info was given)
Bank: ‘Could you fax us a certificate of death?’
Family Member: ‘Sure.’ (Fax number was given )
After they get the fax :
Bank: ‘Our system just isn’t setup for death.
I don’t know what more I can do to help.’
Family Member: ‘Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won’t
care.’ Bank: ‘Well, the late fees and charges do still
apply!
(What is wrong with these people?!?) Family Member: ‘Would you like her new billing
address?’
Bank: ‘That might help…’ Family Member: ‘ Odessa Memorial Cemetery,
Highway 129, Plot Number 69!
Bank: ‘Sir, that’s a cemetery!’ Family Member: ‘And what do you do with dead People on your planet?
